Weasels traced to old age? A team of krusty hackers have made a record breakthrough- the number of weasels in the community is directly related to the speed of aging! So if you can't change one factor, change the other!

"Whatever happened to the old days?" sighed a young grasshopper addict.

One of the members of krusty hackers expressed concern about the new developments. "I believe the world will soon come to an end. Following the cataclysmic-worldwide squishing of weasels, there will be a missing link in the food chain which will cause a collapse in the eco system. The end is near!!!"

Still reeling from all of the news, congressman Darby admitted: "I always felt that this should happen... but not like this."